Cosmic
Monkey
Understand your traffic. Understand your visitors.
Why us
Simple traffic analytics, honestly built.
Most analytics tools bury you in metrics you'll never open. Cosmic Monkey starts with the question every indie developer actually asks — where are my visitors coming from, and what are they doing.
Real-time by default
See visitors as they browse — no 24-hour delay, no sampling. Every session shows up the moment it happens.
One script, thirty seconds
Drop a single snippet into your site. No SDKs, no config file, nothing to set up before it starts showing data.
Cookie-free, privacy-first
Sessions are tracked without cookies or personal data, so you skip the consent banner most analytics tools force on you.
Built by an indie developer, for indie developers
No enterprise sales calls, no quarterly roadmap votes — just a tool shaped by what indie developers actually ask for.
From click to clarity
No dashboard hunting, no package to install — add one script and traffic data is live immediately.
Add the tracking script
Drop our tracking snippet into your site's <head>. Takes 30 seconds. Starts capturing visitor sessions, UTM data, behavior — all cookie-free.
See your traffic dashboard
Open your dashboard and see real-time traffic: where visitors land, which pages they read, and which channels bring people back.
See what your traffic is doing
Goals, funnels, live visitors — see exactly where visitors drop off and what to fix, long before you need a revenue number to prove it.
Traffic analytics, done simply
Everything below works the moment you install the tracking script.
Real-time traffic dashboard
Every visitor shows up the moment they land — sources, pages and devices, no 24-hour delay.
Goals & funnels
Conversion goals are checked on every session, so drop-off before signup or checkout shows up without extra setup.
Live visitor map
Every active visitor is plotted in real time — where they came from, and what they're doing right now.
Traffic segments
Your highest-engagement segments are surfaced automatically by channel, device and location — no manual cohorts.
Ask in plain English
Query your traffic in natural language from Cursor, Claude or your terminal via MCP — no SQL required.
Revenue attribution
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Questions, answered
Everything people ask before joining the waitlist.
What is Cosmic Monkey?
Web analytics built for indie developers, a real-time traffic dashboard, goals and funnels, a live visitor map, and traffic segments, all from one script.
How is this different from Google Analytics?
Google Analytics is built for marketing teams with dozens of metrics you'll probably never open. Cosmic Monkey starts with the handful of questions an indie developer actually asks, where visitors come from and what they're doing, with no sampling, no 24-hour delay, and nothing to configure before it's useful.
Can I query my traffic without SQL?
Yes, query your traffic in plain English from Cursor, Claude or your terminal via MCP. No SQL required.
Who can I contact with questions?
The fastest way to reach me is on X, @sunbuilds. DMs are open.
How do I install it?
Drop one tracking snippet into your site's <head>. No SDK, no config file, no package to install, it starts capturing sessions within about 30 seconds.
Does it use cookies?
No. The tracking script is cookie-free, it stitches a visit together using sessionStorage and localStorage on the visitor's own browser instead, so most sites can skip the cookie-consent banner other analytics tools force on them.
Is Cosmic Monkey available yet?
Cosmic Monkey is currently in private beta. Join the waitlist and you'll get an invite as spots open up, plus a say in what ships next.
What will it cost?
Pricing hasn't been published yet, the product is pre-launch.
Is there a free trial?
Yes, paid plans are expected to include a 14-day free trial. If you don't cancel before it ends, the plan converts to a paid subscription at the rate shown at signup, per our Terms & Conditions.
Where is my data stored, and for how long?
Data is primarily processed in India, aligned with the DPDP Act 2023 and, for EEA/UK visitors, the GDPR. Analytics event data is retained for the period tied to your plan (3 or 12 months) and then deleted or aggregated, see the Privacy Policy for the full detail.
Finally,
you found us.
We were looking for you too. Cosmic Monkey is web analytics built for indie developers — see where your traffic actually comes from, without wading through a dashboard built for a marketing team of twenty. If you're tired of analytics tools that assume you have a team you don't, you're exactly who we built this for.